January 28, 2025
13. “Overheard my wife grumbling about how the doorknob only works if you turn it left. Instead of fixing it, I printed some stickers. She approves.”
14. “Wife said I can’t buy more plants because there isn’t any room. Check and mate”
15. “I ran out of wrapping paper for one last little gift, but I have a printer and paper so…”
16. “My friend’s cat hates the cone, so a compromise was made.”
