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Most kids didn’t exactly cheer when math class began, and Little Johnny was no exception. Bright, funny, and curious, math was still his nemesis. Multiplication tables looked like puzzles from another world. One day, he came home defeated.
“Dad, I got an F in math,” he sighed.
His father, surprised, asked what happened. Johnny explained, “The teacher asked, ‘What’s three times two?’ I said six.”
“That’s right!” said his dad.
“Then she asked, ‘What’s two times three?’”
His dad frowned. “Still six. So why fail?”
Johnny smirked, “That’s what I told her! I said, ‘What’s the difference?’”
His dad burst out laughing — Johnny was technically right, but attitude had its price.
Now, for another funny tale — a husband’s rude morning habit drove his wife mad. Every dawn, he’d wake up and let out a thunderous series of farts. She’d warn, “One day, you’ll blow your guts out!”
Tired of his jokes, she placed cold turkey guts in his underwear as a prank. The next morning, he woke up, farted, and screamed in terror — convinced her warning came true. After a panicked bathroom session, he returned, trembling: “I got them all back in.”
His wife laughed so hard, she cried — and his mornings were quiet forever.
